So the kids woke up around 8:30 this morning and of course so did we. I awoke to discover Roscoe (the ugliest dog in creation) had eaten my ballistic goggles. I had just received the goggles yesterday because I lent my old ones out and I never saw them again. So they lasted almost 15 hours in our home before the dog ate them. I guess I should have put them away but who would know Roscoe was a goggle aficionados? What perplexes me is I cannot find the lens. Did the dog swallow it? Will he pop out a very clean lens today? Will it get stuck and require a trip to the vet? (we shall call him VB) Or (way less exciting) is the lens under the couch?
The poor victim. Notice the copious amount of dog hair on the cover, the chewed up pad on the reverse side and the missing lens.
The perpetrator. Distinguishing features include teeth that don't fit into head, googly eyes and general smushed face ugliness. Looks like he's looking around you doesn't it?
P.S. Just had a thought.(I know amazing) If these goggles are supposed to protect my eyes and are official US Army gear, then how come they where bested by a 25 lbs Boston Terrier?
1 comment:
What's with this mut's eyes? Looks like he's looking at something behind me!
-gg
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